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And even more so, as we know that sex sells, video gaming companies know that as well and try to use that to their advantage to make something that will boost their sales and at the same time make someone blush. Here is a list of the best video game boobies you could play and enjoy wasting your time on.

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Luring people in with a catchy, eye seducing headline only to be met with an article that really has nothing to do with what was promised. Anyway, the point I want to make will have to wait until the end. First, a brief history of video game gazangas. I think my first introduction to video game fun bags was back in There was this game called Game Over released for the popular microcomputers of the day.

I mean, the game looked like this…. Hey fellas, look at the pixels on that. The original game cover and even the initial in the gaming press at the time raised more than a few eyebrows back in the day. Yes there was a slight outrage and the offending boobies games button was eventually censored — covered up by in-game pictures, company logos and the like.

While Game Over is the one that sticks in my mind for that era, it was still only the artwork and not the game itself that featured digital jiggers. For those not in the know, Sam Fox was a topless model doing the rounds in the 80s and she was huge…in more ways than one.

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So of course the fact Sam was so utterly popular meant she had to also have her own game and the kind of game a glamour model would be in was hardly going to be a kid friendly platformer was it? So strip poker it is then that featured actual badly digitized graphics nudity if you could beat Sam at cards. I mean, there was a whole slew of Atari porn games one of the many articles in my backlog.

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So I think I need to mention perhaps the most famous pair of fun-cushions in the history of gaming. We were first introduced to Lara Croft with her incredibly pointy and large love apples back in with the release of the first Tomb Raider game.

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A franchise that has endured to this day with the all new Shadow of the Tomb Raider set to be released in September this year. As the graphical capabilities of the gaming machines have evolved since 96, so has Lara and her marshmallows along with them. Lara became a sexual and cultural icon through the 90s and you would often find her on the cover of the l mags, in TVon posters and so much more.

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She may not have been the first, but she was most definitely the biggest female gaming character. As the years have rolled by, her sexuality has been dialed back and her bawagos has grown smaller and much less pointy in an attempt to make her less of a sex icon and more of a genuine character. Her breathing animation showed her heaving airbags as for her jumping celebration when she won a fight! Have you seen what she looks like in Street Fighter V?

Pick up any fighting game boobies games onward and I bet the female characters all sport impressive racks and highly sexualised costumes. So if I were to say to any gamer to name a fighting game with breasts, there should be one franchise in particular that springs instantly to mind…. The Dead or Alive series of games are the undisputed king of video game towel racks.

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The wobbling wabs have become so infamous that they are now considered part of the DNA of the entire franchise. If you seriously need proof of just how overtly boobies games the females are in this series of games, then you just need to check out the Dead or Alive Xtreme spin-offs. Gone are the skimpy and sexy costumes to be replaced with more realistic and practical ensembles. The fan favorite jiggly jugs are also set to be stripped back. The dialing back of the more sexual elements are being replaced with more realistic violence.

The fighters will now sweat as they punch and kick each other in the face, bruises and other markings will begin to appear, and there will be the inclusion of realistic blood effects.

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So what is my point? The first is why is sexualisation considered such a taboo but violence is given a free pass?

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Wobbly watermelons is a big no — but blood and breaking bones gets a big thumbs up. I guess in the context of the type of game Dead or Alive 6 will be, it being a fighting game and all, that yes violence is more acceptable.

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But its not just the Dead or Alive series that thinks sex is bad but violence is good. My second point only just popped into my head as I was writing. Note how its the female sexualisation that is being toned down…what about the males?

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I suppose one could argue that its mainly men that would be playing Dead or Alive 6 so it stands to reason that the female sexuality would be toned down over the males due to the player base…I guess no gay males play it then? There is even a pro-player scene that is dominated by female players.

Yes, the overly female sexualised Dead or Alive franchise has more female fans than male. Some beaches in Europe, no top, fine.

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Most beaches in North America, no top, arrested! A woman has breasts? With nipples? Better cover that up! What will everyone else think?

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