Kids are endlessly entertained by their bodily functions. Why else would they practice burping on command and making fart noises with their armpits? With kids already competing in the arena of poop sex games, it makes sense that game deers are churning out board games that make picking boogers, popping pimplessmelling farts, flinging poop, and other bodily functions a family affair. These 10 gross out family board games are not for the faint of stomach. Pimple Pete is a plastic face with holes all over it.
Despite its medical inaccuracy, Pimple Pete is the only game on this list endorsed by a real doctor, Dr. Sandra Lee, which only makes sense if you know that Dr. Lee is better known as the star of her own TV show: Dr. Pimple Popper.
Here we have a simple game from the Jelly Belly company that has the potential to actually gross you out and not just offend you. Select the color bean from the included jelly beans and eat it. The eponymous swine is a ticking fart bomb.
To play, press his stomach. He keeps going around the circle until he makes a farting noise.
Why you should care
The person with the fewest tokens wins. Smells mercifully not included.
This game is Uno with a scatalogical twist. Some cards also ask you to do things like make a fart noise in order to inject even more pooping fun into the proceedings. To play, you take turns passing Guster the Gas Cloud around.
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The more you press on Guster, the higher the chance that he makes a farting noise, which means you lose. The last player to pass Guster without him farting wins. A plastic shovel for picking up the poop is included, which the makers of the game claim will teach responsibility. A figurine of a squatting man sits at the center of this game board, four whoopee cushion-shaped buttons wired to him.
Each player has a controller, and if yours lights up you have to press the button. One of ten different fart sound effects plays. The challenge of this game comes with not giggling when you press the button that makes the noise, a serious task for kids who think that farting is the funniest thing in the world.
To play, you lay out a mat and spin a wheel. Blindfolded, your job is to make your way across the mat without stepping on any of the poos, which look like dog piles thanks to the handy included mold. Like Bean Boozled, this game gives you the chance to feel some real disgust. Unlike that game, this makes you do so with your nose instead of your tongue. Start the time and start sniffing cards, recording your guesses on a scoresheet. The winner is the one who correctly identifies the most scents, which can be good bubble gum or bad bad breath.
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