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When Valve launched Steam Greenlight five days ago, the studio said it would be a platform that "enlists the community's help in selecting some of the next games to be released on Steam. Thus, not only would Greenlight connect developers and publishers to gamers, but serve as an advertising tool. If the game gets enough votes, it becomes an actual product sold on Valve's Steam platform — a really awesome idea. Greenlight even piggybacks on Steam Workshop's flexible system that organizes content and lets customers rate and leave feedback, Valve said. Unfortunately, not every idea will get a chance to be voted onto Valve's platform.

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Seduce Me is a game in theory but certainly not an enjoyable one in practice. By pure chance, your voiceless and initially faceless character meets the fabulously wealthy Pietra during a photo shoot in your hometown. She then invites you to her lavish holiday home in Europe. If you win, you might just get lucky — or immediately play another round that nullifies any progress you just made.

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The art style Seduce Me is a very clean-looking game. The characters continue that gleaming, almost sterile theme that makes them feel artificial but approachable in a way. Oiled bodies glisten in the sun and full, pouting lips shimmer as characters pose in front of you.

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Yes, the inevitable sex scenes are also very expertly rendered, leaving very little to the imagination. I like repetitive tasks but only those I have control over. When you strike up a conversation, whether flirty or confrontational, you communicate through various card games. Choices appear as thought and speech bubbles with images of champagne, gossiping, money, and Chihuahuas appearing in various suits like a deck of playing cards.

Most of the time, though, the decks feel stacked against you. Careful playing is often undone by a run of the worst cards for your predicament.

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I would chock this up to bad luck, but after continuously failing conversations because the computer threw out a card just low enough to screw me over, it started to feel like it was outright cheating. Should you make it through the games and get a girl to one of her saucy conversation topics, the are hilariously vulgar.

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Each revelation, or subsequent sex scene, is merely one graphic image that is then cropped and zoomed in on. That is a very lazy payoff for slogging through a few unpleasant card games. A series of images would have taken a lot more time to line up, sure, but they would look a lot better. Writing Romance novels are not always written poorly. Many have very thoughtful, dynamic plots that just happen to wrap around the various characters frequently hooking up. Your host, Pietra, is a very strong woman, but the game does its damnedest to present that trait as negative by repeatedly telling you how sexually out of control she is.

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Mostly, it promotes the idea that adults cannot act freely because they will always end up in bitter fights over who is sleeping with whom. A sexy maid that is really into submission and makes messes just so people will abuse her? An insecure woman who uses sex as a way to feel better about herself in social situations? Technical issues The most infuriating fact about Seduce Me is that I spent an hour trying to make the Mac version work. Beware; The Mac. When these occur around the pool area, vital information about how many suits you need to win to progress stops appearing.

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You can still complete the match, but you have to guess what the win condition is. Fragmented images acting as cutscenes and hardly any direct character interaction combined with a series of annoying and often unfair-feeling card battles turn a title selling itself as an erotic adventure into a barely tantalizing mess. Its most notable feature is that Valve removed it from Steam Greenlight. I hope that if No Reply tries its hand at a Seduce Me sequel that it drops the cards and focuses on character development. This first attempt is very pretty, but nothing about it inspires me to play longer than the time I spent working on this review.

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